lord grant me the strength to accept the plot lines i cannot change
courage to continue to watch the show
and wisdom to remember i am not a member of the psychotic part of the fandom
I will fear no canon. For Thou art with me. Thy fanfic and thy meta, they comfort me
Forever and ever AO3
if Ostagar was an MMORPG raid
[Duncan has joined the raid group]
[Alistair has joined the raid group]
[Surana has joined the raid group]
Cailan <Doges of Ferelden>: WARDENS IN DA HIZZLE DUDES SUP OMG I CANT BELIEVE IM RAIDING WITH U DUDES EPIC
Duncan <Grey Wardens>: …you’re the raid leader?
Cailan <Doges of Ferelden>: YA BRO I HEARD U GOT THE WORLD FIRST ARCHDEMON KILL OMFG DUDE
Duncan <Grey Wardens>: yeah, I wasn’t guild leader at the time
Loghain <Doges of Ferelden>: they can’t even field a 10 man now
Duncan <Grey Wardens>: hard to recruit when you’re banned from the server. so what’s the strat?
Cailan <Doges of Ferelden>: um lol idk heals in the back I’ll main tank you OT
Duncan <Grey Wardens>: shouldn’t you let Loghain MT? I mean he’s got way more achievements. didn’t he get Hero of River Dane title?
Loghain <Doges of Ferelden>: on hard mode.
Cailan <Doges of Ferelden>: yeah but i’m guild leader ok i know what i’m doing. press 1 for heals
Wynne <Circle of Magi>: *1* We are so screwed.
Loghain <Doges of Ferelden>: so what about these nubcake scrubs you brought, Duncan?
Alistair <Grey Wardens>: I HEARD THAT
Duncan <Grey Wardens>: well like I said, we’re rebuilding the guild. are you sure we don’t want to wait cause we’ve got some guys from Orlais-US that can log in. Riordan just got stuck at work
Loghain <Doges of Ferelden>: FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT PUGGING ORLESIANS JFC THEY’RE A BUNCH OF LOOT NINJAS
Cailan <Doges of Ferelden>: any1 have recount
Alistair <Grey Wardens>: dude we didn’t even start the raid yet why are you worrying about DPS meters
Wynne <Circle of Magi>: Totally screwed.
Loghain <Doges of Ferelden>: why isn’t Surana saying anything on vent?
Surana <Grey Wardens>: sorry I don’t have a mic
Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.
Best literary analysis ever.
not have to share any of the XP
not have to share any of the XP
today I learned that, yes, there is an inactive blog called Obi-Wan Kawaii and it’s exactly what you think it is.
kelly are you sure you didn’t actually make this blog in your sleep
GOD I WISH
some of them are super kawaii desu but then some of them are just
a ma zing
Kirkwall Kops by Kundagi.
This is a hilarious comic. You can find the whole thing on Kendagi’s Deviant Art page.
But this panel is my favourite thing ever. Their expressions ^-^ “Justice First”
I just keep thinking “A wizard did it.”
MAKER I CANNOT BREATHE AFTER READING THIS. CANNOT BREATHE.THEIR FACES. EVERYBODY’S UNHELPFULNESS. THE LAST PANEL. MHURDUR.
Some moments, I miss deviantART. This is one of them.
let’s bring this back because I’ve been contemplating another stupid multipage comic along these lines
Everybody dance now!
➸ Tea, Totes, and Travesties: What if Bethany never died… And Varric never lied… If Justice never...
What if Bethany never died…
And Varric never lied…
If Justice never faded…
And Anders never saved him…
If Fenris broke his bindings…
And Merrill stuck to shining…
If Aveline was never devistated…
And Carver never actually hated…
If the Pirate Queen never stole…
And Mother was kept whole…
If Sebastian kept to his vows…
And the meddling of Dragons was not allowed…
I wonder, would the City of Chains have been destroyed?
Would the item that was lost still be in the void?
Or is it as the old witch said?
When she invited us to get in her bed?
As she said to us, with her eyes piercing…
Without an end… there can be no beginning.
that’s why the sex scenes in DA2 were so short
Varric was too embarrassed to read a lemon about his friends out loud
No, he’s totally cool with it
it’s just that
Hard In Hightown doesn’t sell itself, you know
you gotta buy a copy just like the rest of Kirkwall, Seeker
This is really the main thing you need to know about a house before you buy.
(Forgive me a moment of former-lawyer nerdity - there is in fact a famous NY court case, Stambovsky v. Ackley, in which the plaintiff bought a house and only later found out it was supposedly haunted. He then sued the former owner, wanting to undo the sale. You’d think the former owner could just go, “pffft, no, there’s no such things as ghosts,” right? But no! They’d previously given newspaper interviews saying they believed in the ghost, which meant they were estopped from denying the ghost now, which meant — the judges declared, settling in for a long deliberation — the house was haunted as a matter of law. They let the plaintiff out of the sale. This is all 100% true.)
I’ve reblogged this picture before but not with the story of the legally-haunted house attached to it…
first of all can we deal with the greatest sentence ever written by any judge since the beginning of time:
"as a matter of law, the house is haunted"
and that is not even touching the puns
"no divination is required to conclude that it is defendant’s promotional efforts…which fostered the home’s reputation"
"plaintiff hasn’t a ghost of a chance"
"i am moved by the spirit of equity"
"applying caveat emptor to a contract involving a house…conjures up visions"
"lest the subject of the transaction come back to haunt him and his client"
"the notion…is a hobgoblin which should be exorcised from the body of legal precedent and laid quietly to rest"
and then this motherfucker quotes hamlet
"pity me not but lend thy serious hearing to what i shall unfold (william shakespeare, hamlet, act i, scene v [ghost])"
"a very practical problem arises with respect to the discovery of a paranormal phenomenon: ‘who you gonna call?’"
god bless that judge