THAT FRIEND THAT TURNS EVERY SINGLE THING YOU SAY INTO A SEXUAL INNUENDO
I think this just defined the reasons why I love Dragon Age so much.
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i don’t even remember how i found the people i follow or how this became my blog or how i found this site what is this
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kiss %)
Ah, Cardassian foreplay.
Okay, this is really fucking well made. *applause*
!!!
BYE
WELL THEN
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Chris.
Evans.
CHRIS R U OKAY
CHRIS YOU CAN’T JUST DO SHIT LIKE THIS.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NO NO NO
WHAT A GOOD BUTT
AND IF THAT’S BOSTON I’LL SHIT MYSELF
WHAT IS GOING HERE FASF;KSDGDFGJD
YOU’RE WELCOME.
UNACCEPTABLE, EVANS.
KDHSULSJFGJSFHG
He’s the badonkadonk hero America deserves.
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Charlize Theron and Kristen Stewart for Interview Magazine
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Dirty/Talk
“Want you to wrap those mile-long legs around me and let me fuck you against the wall. Is that what you want tonight, baby? You wanna be my little fuck toy? ‘Cause I can make that happen. Oh, yeah…givin’ me so much attitude lately, baby boy…nothing I can’t fix with a good hard fuck. Bet you won’t be lippin’ me off when my cock’s shoved up into that tight little hole of yours. Yeah? You gonna let me come inside you? It’ll be such a fucking mess when I’m done with you. Do you even know how fuckin’ sexy it looks when you’re laying there with my fuckin’ come drippin’ down your legs? Mmm, love making you look so used. But I’m the only one who gets to use you. Isn’t that right? The only one who you’ll spread those pretty legs for. I better be, anyway. If I ever found out otherwise, I’d have to punish you.”
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Sam gasps awake, hard and aching. He sees Dean through his haze. “Why’d you let me fall asleep?”
“Because I am an awesome brother. What did you dream about?”
“Lollipops and candy canes,” Sam answers shakily.
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Say What Now of the Day: The city of Lincoln, Nebraska, is debating a proposal that would protect the LGBT community from discrimination in housing, employment, and public accommodations, and one local resident just couldn’t miss the opportunity to rant. Jane Skrovota wins Worst in Show for her hate-filled testimony vitriol in public hearings this week.
The lowlights have been helpfully transcribed (but be sure to watch the video; the horrified guy behind crazy lady is a riot):
- “P- E- N- I- S goes into the anus to rupture intestines. The more a man does this the more he’ll be a fatality or a homicide…”
- “A huge percent of gay men in school grounds molest boys, partly because they don’t have AIDS yet…”
- “Hillary Clinton’s roommate four years in college was a gay woman. To avoid going gay like Clinton did, college students need single rooms and single gender dorms… A college woman is seduced with illegal Rohypnol to go gay.”
- “Candida fungus grows hugely on a corpse. AIDS is a candida fungus disease…”
- “Gays can transform to be celibate to live to be 80 years old.”
- “Jesus was kissed by Judas, a homo, who tried to sabotage Jesus’ kind ideas. Do you choose Jesus, a celibate, or Judas, a homo? You have to choose!”
DARKSIDED
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I THINK WE NEED TO TAKE A SECOND AND APPRECIATE MY MEG MASTERS SITUATION
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