THAT FRIEND THAT TURNS EVERY SINGLE THING YOU SAY INTO A SEXUAL INNUENDO
I think this just defined the reasons why I love Dragon Age so much.
“Want you to wrap those mile-long legs around me and let me fuck you against the wall. Is that what you want tonight, baby? You wanna be my little fuck toy? ‘Cause I can make that happen. Oh, yeah…givin’ me so much attitude lately, baby boy…nothing I can’t fix with a good hard fuck. Bet you won’t be lippin’ me off when my cock’s shoved up into that tight little hole of yours. Yeah? You gonna let me come inside you? It’ll be such a fucking mess when I’m done with you. Do you even know how fuckin’ sexy it looks when you’re laying there with my fuckin’ come drippin’ down your legs? Mmm, love making you look so used. But I’m the only one who gets to use you. Isn’t that right? The only one who you’ll spread those pretty legs for. I better be, anyway. If I ever found out otherwise, I’d have to punish you.”
Sam gasps awake, hard and aching. He sees Dean through his haze. “Why’d you let me fall asleep?”
“Because I am an awesome brother. What did you dream about?”
“Lollipops and candy canes,” Sam answers shakily.